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Stooges 173. "Who would have thought?" (Part 4 / 5) - Investigations Commissioner


Faced to our disappointment (note the disappointment of Commissioners of the course is awesome, but I say 'dreaded '?, Worthy threat) are enlisted 2ragazzotti2 other at the bar, while the starting line will get the same race director.

In fact, altering the 2ragazzotti2 we good commissioners, there is reasonable hope that things are manageable as best.

pity that the Your be entrusted with the most idiotic of the two.

Some might think the usual randomness, but it is not, as it is no coincidence that the your always stumbles in row for the speaker more slowly, the door of the bus which will inevitably go down is one that does not open, you can not find things that surely had left "right there in the usual place ..." .

Randomness does not exist for those who believe in the law of cause and effect: is the result of positive or negative karma inherited from previous lives, in my case certainly and undoubtedly bad karma.

Karma must be accepted and I have accepted it, I only remember the 'misdeeds', the dissolute life that surely I must have done in some past life ... it would be a comfort to know that he living without brakes, a comfort to know that he copulating like a rabbit, would be a relief to know that he was a president of the Italian Council!

I must admit that my concept that makes real abstract that is the stupidity, shapes, body and face of stupidity.

beginning, as he did with the big Ale your and would like a good pater familias , try to be sympathetic with the poor little creature: I told him that the flag should be ready to be unwound as needed, it should be kept along the side of keeping the bit between your fingers, it should be flown to '8 'to fight the' wind effect ', which is the stretch of track within its competence and which side to which to turn, which should not intervene for any reason to rescue the pilot and may ask for anything.

As you see me in the guise of a good teacher, and guardian angel of demiurge?

Here, the poor little head to calf gives reason of the saying that 'many are called to do the commissioner, few are chosen': it is the proof.

The first time you try to wave the flag and still wrapped around the bar, so that the mean is a whirl wind a broomstick.

When you decide to roll back patient and kind suggestion of your , it does not '8 'very poor with the result that the flag is coiled around the bar.

The first time a rider falls and rises again, not aware of it because you were watching the magnificence of the lush nature decides to show off just behind my gentle rebuke : "Testolina calf, that 'azz you're watching, throwing ... ion co § # &!" .

When a rider falls, the Good Samaritan that he is without a doubt, spring bags and puppets (note the flag) and rushed to lift it.

Now many of you will think that, humanly and instinctively this is a commendable behavior for any person, certainly not for a commissioner of the track!

First, a commissioner never leaves, never the flag would be like a policeman to leave the rifle a priest or an altar boy!

Many commissioners who dared much less have been removed from the federation, their first name has been banned for all infants from families of Commissioners and ever more pronounced, if met to street insults with offensive epithets.

But there is more: there are, at the same time, selfish and altruistic motives.

selflessly, if the Commissioner abandons their place, who sbandiererà his seat to a dangerous situation for pilots that come in?

Selfishly worth two points, both for the rider and for the Commissioner.

For the pilot fell: if helped to raise the bike in time trials or, worst of all, in the race, he is disqualified.

For the commissary is not required to do any first aid course (note: because, otherwise, on the track there are the timid, or paramedics? see no post ), should help in the fall (note the pilot) is the cause nuisances, the insurance provides no coverage of the federation.

Knowing the grievances that the drivers have towards the Commissioners for their flashy vest, the high social respect enjoyed by the charm which levy on spectators , is entirely predictable that a rider fell and helped to vent their resentment and hatred with defamatory allegations both in criminal as in civil courts.

decided after two days to make this short by the mercy of mind, you can clearly understand and justify your , now on the verge of a nervous breakdown and a crisis of nerves when he sees not only the slow-witted face in the wrong direction no interest to what might happen in the stretch of path given him recklessly, but also intent on taking photos.

If your not if it is torn apart alive only because the calf's head, caught the eye of the bloodshot in your first, it was given to escape through the meadows, and even today, months later, no longer has any news of himself to the family!

(continued)

is NOT a story of pure invention.

In the story you refer to facts and real people.

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