Sunday, October 24, 2010

Cm During Early Pregnancy

Stooges 170. "Who would have thought?" (Part 2 / 5) - Investigations Commissioner

Cecco turns the car, maybe because you feel protected like a baby in the amniotic fluid: the car has on him an 'effect placenta'!

talks like an overflowing river in flood, began to tell of his life and his work, and I I try to speak, but it's like trying to stop a dam that floods, broken water or block of a woman in labor.

E 'proud of his tom-tom that gives directions mimicking the co-pilot of a car rally, sin giving wrong directions and / or late, eg. to cross over, forcing those that the croaking voice of the portable navigation system for cars UPS (note: I did not want to repeat 'tom-tom' to avoid being accused of surreptitious advertising) defines 'immediate drift' and U-turn: " Prince Oddone on the course? One way to work through cover Railways Organization? EU, Cecco, not to listen that asshole! ".

Another characteristic of Cecco I am learning to know is that Cecco loves music, but not you know what to say because it takes the radio volume to unreasonably low, so low that even put his ear to the case you can not tell if the radio is on or not.

Yet he persists in telling me excited tone: "Listen to this! Get this: it is very strong. "

things are three:

  1. has heard the most developed of Cecco and I could be the reincarnation of a dolphin: the sense of hearing of dolphins is very developed, allowing the dolphins to hear a wider range of sounds than is possible for us humans: we can perceive both ultrasound that infrasound;

  2. my hearing has gone worse: I'm age and you know that deafness is one of the most common problems that afflict the elderly. 1 adults 3 with more than 60 years and 50% above the age of 85 reported deafness. The hearing impaired may make it difficult to understand and follow your doctor's instructions, responding to alarm signals, to hear the doorbell, the telephone, the telephone. They can also make it difficult to talk quietly and pleasantly with family and friends. All this can be frustrating, embarrassing and sometimes dangerous

  3. is actually turned off the radio and I Cecco's balls!

Start also have doubts about his sense of direction, because I have the impression that the last half hour, we have already passed at least three times before the same furniture store, regardless of whether that is true with ' it is true that Bruino is 20 km, we should almost be there, while the bypass is still ready-away.

It promises a fantastic weekend!

However, in the end we can take the road that leads to the time of Bruino / Rivalta and we should not still be in time to debut on the runway with improper delay.

Cecco does not fail to reassure its satellite - so he says - is Swiss precision.

proud I have my doubts (note: I never understood why the doubts are to be 'serious', the limit will be 'doubtful') when you begin to submit to streets more narrow and, therefore, the road ends in the open countryside.

Back that we are on our wheels (note: we had come on foot I wrote "our steps" ) and asking for directions and our indicators barely hold back laughter and understand that we are unprepared citizens, when pointing to a billboard the size of a building 4piani4 help us in reading as well as a mother helping a child with one voice and articulate "kar-against-the-dome-bru-i-no" and close so mockingly "You see it with the arrow pointing right? It is the way to go. "

politely thank you, and we move back into the vehicle with his head down between the rude laughter of villagers.

(continued)

is NOT a story of pure invention.

In the story you refer to facts and real people.


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